Tired of sweaty stains? Muddy marks? Horse poo on your shirt? Need to arrive home without your wife/girlfriend/mum throwing you straight back out of her nice clean house? Don't worry! Just do a spot of off-road laundry.
Here our assistant Locust shows how to do your outward-bound washing.
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Step 1 |
1 : load your dirty duds into your off-road washing machine, making sure to check for any red socks left behind by previous users
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Step 2 |
2 : close the door firmly
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Step 3 |
3 : select your programme - 30 degrees for light soiling, 40 for a full-on clagfest
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Step 4 |
4 : once the programme has finished, unload your togs
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Step 5 |
5 : head for the hills, remembering to leave the off-road washing machine in a fit state for others needing to do their wilderness chores
Next week we show you how to carry your washing up on the bike without smashing the nice dinner service you got as a wedding present.
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